Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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