Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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