What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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