How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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