Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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