I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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