Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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