Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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