Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just high enough for therapy.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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