People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
