is your mom at the bar?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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