How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Rumble strips road head = magical
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
