North Korea, Best Korea!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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