med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
why is half of my head shaved?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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