Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
