Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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