he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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