So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well you can't waste a boner
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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