he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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