How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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