it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
These tits shall not be calmed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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