so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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