In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
soo... how was my night?
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