Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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