If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
