Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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