I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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