in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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