Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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