That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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