If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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