Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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