He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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