I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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