You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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