Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
farters have to be the big spoon...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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