Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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So much rum. So many feels.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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