How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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