How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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