There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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