so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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