He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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