So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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