He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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