dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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