I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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