Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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