She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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