just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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