I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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