When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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