I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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