if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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