i think i have herpe
just one?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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