Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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