I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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