Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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