dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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